Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife,
crawling into bed and
falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an
elderly man
dressed
in a cowl standing in front of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?......and
who are you?" he
asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St.
Peter, and you
are
in heaven."
"WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to
die.....I'm too
young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send
me back
immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only
return as a dog or a
hen. You can choose on your own..."
Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out
that being a dog is
too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed
life. Running
around with a rooster can't be that bad.
"I want to return as a hen." Harry replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
run, really
nicely
feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end
was gonna
blow........then along came the rooster.
"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said.
"How does it
feel?"
" Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear
end is blowing up."
"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the
ovulation going on.
Have
you never laid an egg before??"
"No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.
"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good
for, and
then'Plop'
and an egg was on the ground.
"Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he
clucked again and
squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet
another egg on the
ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife
shout:
"Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all
over the bed!"
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Egg Story - JOKE
Monday, August 08, 2005
Hiroshima 60th Anniversary
Watch the Hiroshima 60th Anniversary documentry last night. Regreted watching it so late as i forgotten that it was on air last night. Now only I know 2 of the bombs were NOT let off simultaneously but was let off at different days...
It was the 2nd bomb at Nagasaki that made the Japs surrender...
And they didnt have any problem of getting a landing place after the bombing ><''//
[Scene where Danny, Josh Harnett died... haha]
[stupid Pearl Harbor by Micheal Bay mis-lead me ><]
After watching it, I made 2 conclusion.
NO.1 - STOP WAR, especially Nuclear war which is the hottest topic of all.
One cannot imagine the pain & suffering the Japanese had gone through.
There was this lady [one of d survivor] told her tale.
Her son was trapped under piles of woods & rocks. He was shouting for his mother to save him, screaming crying of pain... The mother tried to save him... but couldnt... she witness the death of her son... listen to every shouting, crying & screaming of his...
She said," Forgive mum for not being brave enough to die for you... I am not a good mother..."
HOW SAD IS that...
The bodies were badly burnt... Just like the skinless chicken... Flesh covering bones... Dead bodies floating on river while they were seriously shortage of water...
Seeing the injury on their body was just heart breaking, I nearly cried. Eyes became watery
The scene where the bomb exploded was just breath taking & scary...
It even scared the American pilots themselve. They themselve said, "What the hell have we done...."
Its just like in the movies... where black cloud rose high above into a big round black 'ball' of highly radioactive clouds & dust.
WHen it rained, the dust which are highly radioactive dislove into the rain water and form BLACK RAIN DROPS...
How scary is that...
Many Japs drank the water because they ar just that thirsty... Without knowing that how dangerous it is to drink the 'poison'...
After seeing this, who the hell will want to have a nuclear war...
Nuclear is much much deadly than ATOM...
I just cant imagine...
Some dude said this - There will never be a winner in a nuclear war.
NO2. - I TRUELY RESPECT THE JAPS.
Inspite of the mass distrustion & losses that cannot be found, they manage to stand up again, facing the new world with all the pain.
They started everything frm scrap... or should i say, start everything from NOTHING...
They used 500 years to prepare themselve to 'take over' the world, but they use 50 years to be the world leading country in technology ... How amazing is that...
The spirit of the Japs are just incredible.
I remembered a phrase frm the narrator saying " We can loose the war [or spirit? cant really remember =P] but we cannot loose our HEART!"
Thats the spirit that drove the Jap to be such a powerful country...
The documentray was shown on BBC1. Guess how smart the mat salleh were...
Now the Hiroshima documentry is on DVD... available in all stores ><''//
But luckily they did that, cause thats the thing i want to buy.... Miss the front part.
Besides that, its a really good collection to keep, I believe that Dad will NOT SCOLD me nor disapprove me from buying it, right dad? hahaha...
This friday, HMV here i come....
Love watching such meaningful show...
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Lasagna
Yeah, my very first lasagna was a SUCCESS.
It was really easy to do. Just add all the sauce together with the meat & onion.
I had a really rough time chopping the onions. Cried like hell ><''//
After our 'experiment' we went for our hair cut. MF, Veronica & ME ~ LOVE ~.
1st stop - ENVY
OMG!!! the Play Boy bag was SUPER DUPER CUTE * WINK * & EXPENISVE ><''//
SO WANTED TO BUY .... grrr.... bt... cant....
If next month its still there, I will SURE BUY!!!!
BOught a pair of trousers there... Red in color * LOVE RED *
2nd stop - Hair Saloon
Got my hair cut till shoulder length. The girl told me my hair wasnt THIN but neither THICK... just in between.
I had a little fringe... Just if only my hair is rebonded... then it will look MUCH nicer compared to now...
But still I LOVE it...
3rd stop - Accesorize
Bought a hat there * Wink * LOVE IT!!! hehee...
4th stop - Ichiban
Dinner time. Nothing to cook at home, so everyone got to eat out.
Back at home... All the girls went CRAZY... I am the culprit... wahhaa...
We first play Mascara... haha... Was so fun makin my eyes NICE...
Gotta get the Maybeline FULLER mascara later... I got that back at Malaysia, but didnt bring over here ><''//
After mascara was HATS... haha... took out ALL the hats i have and start snapping photos.. haha...
Had a really good laugh tonight...
Hat parade ended after 1 hour of duration... whaha... then was Fantastic Four on air... haha... * downloaded shh...*
Tmr might be going out... might not... just see how thing goes....
Nite nite folksssss
